20 Wild and Crazy Sleepwalk Stories

梦游通常被认为没有什么严重，被视为少数人发生的有趣的事情。大多数人醒来，不记得您如何到达某个地方。任何看过的人Step Brothers理解这一点梦游通常是笑话的屁股。尽管有许多有趣的梦游故事，但实际上，这是一种非常严重的疾病，影响了世界各地成千上万的人。

梦游是一种被称为寄生虫的睡眠障碍。有几种不同类型的寄生虫（包括夜间恐怖），但是大多数患有这种疾病的人都会发现，当他们处于深处睡觉, they will get up and move around their bedroom or home. For most, it only lasts a few minutes and might involve the sleepwalker sitting up in bed before laying back down, but others can be sleepwalking for up to 30 minutes, which is when trouble can occur. Sleepwalk stories tell of people acting out normal activities while asleep, such as getting dressed or moving furniture. Worse stories include people engaging in sexual behavior or urinating in their homes.

While there are preventative measures, such as putting alarms on doors and not living in high-rise apartments, for the most part, there’s no actual cure for sleepwalking. Many people who suffer from this condition jump on the internet to share their stories and get support from fellow sleepwalkers. Because of this, there are lots of sleepwalking stories floating around the web, especially on platforms such as Reddit where there are子雷数致力于梦游故事。为了让您了解人们在深度睡眠中的某些事情是多么疯狂的事情，下面是一系列疯狂的梦游故事的集合，这些故事会让您意识到梦游并不像听起来那样有趣。

20 Wild and Crazy Sleepwalk Stories

1.小便在车库里

“有一次，我在厨房里吃了深夜的小吃，我听到我的兄弟走上楼梯……当他梦游时，他总是很难，所以我知道发生了什么。”但是随后他的兄弟走进车库，拉下裤子，在父亲的汽车的引擎盖上撒尿。

“你在干什么？”我问。“旋转木马，”我的兄弟回答。然后，他没有拉起睡衣底部，而是回到床上。”-u/jiveturk3y

2.赤裸裸地发现

“我有一个病人在他的公寓楼里有一阵梦游事件。他和朋友一起去了，喝了几杯。那天晚上晚些时候，他在大楼的走廊里被发现。他们把他带到医院，他的血液检查表明他没有陶醉。该建筑物说他必须去看医生，因为否则，他们不能让他住在那里。当时它成为了安全措施。”-阿布鲁

3.春季清洁

“我妈妈醒来，用真空吸尘器在内衣中找到我，在地毯上来回转动，甚至在地毯上，电线仍然紧紧缠绕，” -u/WhatTheTruck

4.洗日子

“一个晚上，我醒来了，所有的床单都扎在我的手臂上，并反复撞到我的卧室门。显然，我试图将床单带到洗衣房。”-u/_nw_

5.血腥的脚

“Once while sleepwalking, I got a piece of glass in my foot, pulled it out, stuck a paper towel to the bleeding wound, and went back to sleep, only to find a bloody paper towel in my bed in the morning. Another time, I woke up as I was opening my front door to a very large man yelling outside my apartment. He was yelling at someone on his phone, and when I opened the door, he was like four feet from me. He just looked at me weirdly and walked away. Thank god. That was when I realized I should start dead-bolting my door at night. ” –丽贝卡·S。

6.前往简历

“我的女友在一个清晨前往门，一只手拿着车钥匙，另一只狗的床，另一只穿着一件T恤和内衣，拦住了我。显然，我正在去简历，因为我们的狗告诉我她需要一些小吃。”-ajhpants2

7.锡箔问题

我的妻子在半夜醒来，发现我慢慢走出卧室。

妻子：“你还好吗？你在干什么？”

我：‘厨房里的楼下有人，展开了锡箔纸。''

Wife: “Ooooo-Kay. What’s your plan?”

我：“我要阻止他们。”

妻子：“我们要多睡一点睡觉，然后俩一起去吗？”

我：“好。”

And I went back to bed. Subsequent investigations found a small plastic bag on the floor, near my head, being rustled by the movement of the curtain, the window being open. –u/betamax Theerory

8.苹果

“我真的不喜欢苹果。因此，大约一个星期，我丈夫不断找到吃了一半的苹果，并告诉我的女儿停止留下半食苹果。她一直否认这是她，我们一直坚持她。一天晚上，我丈夫拍了一个漂亮的录像带。我从我们的房间里徘徊，向冰箱做一条直线。我抓住一个苹果，坐在沙发上吞噬它，然后将其放在他的腿上，然后倒在沙发上，仍然很冷。这是一个极其令人难以置信的视频，为我们和大量朋友的欢笑提供了。”-Brookelulehaus

9.视频游戏

“I fell asleep on the couch while my boyfriend was playing video games. Apparently, I walked into the bathroom turned on the hot water in the sink and filled a cup, then walked into the bedroom and asked how his game was going. He said he was getting slaughtered. I laughed and said ‘it’s about to get worse’ and threw the water at my boyfriend.” –u/labeille87

10.手指在嘴里

“My boyfriend woke me up the other day by gently putting his fingers in my mouth, and I kept moving my head out of the way until eventually, I was like, ‘Can you stop that?’ He then sounded genuinely upset and asked why I woke him up as he was having a really nice dream about feeding a deer. Brilliant.” –u/hoeka

11.邮政编码和狗

“叹;我的男朋友要么背诵邮政编码（送货驱动程序），要么在睡觉时打电话给狗。因此，要么他生气，没人会回应他的邮政编码胡说八道，要么我得到了一只30公斤狗的狗。”-u/quackcurls

12.性感的时光

“我有性爱。几次，我在深夜醒来，我的伴侣醒了。我第一次发现我上大学时就这样做了，当时我的男朋友睡了。他在当天晚些时候给我发短信，并为不想在半夜做爱而道歉，我不知道他在说什么。有时我一点都不记得了。其他时候，我只有在全力以赴之后才变得清醒。起初，这让我现在的男朋友吓坏了，但此后他接受了它。我认为他只是担心可能发生的事情，就像我在没有任何有意识的知识的情况下睡着时能做什么。我从未尝试过任何形式的穿透性性爱，所以我认为他因此变得更加自在，并且也只是了解和信任我。我也醒来时要大力自慰。 I’ve noticed that this has only happened when I sleep in either my briefs or boxer briefs. I don’t wear boxers, and it doesn’t really happen from any recollection when I sleep naked.” –Bobby S.M.

13. Grocery Store Exit

“My wife started screaming one night that she was lost in the local grocery store and that no matter where she went she couldn’t find her way out. I asked her, has she tried checking out at the cash registers. She then looked at me and said in her most sincere voice, ‘That’s why you are the smartest person I know.’ And she rolled over and fell back asleep.” –U/THUD4444-1

14.女同性恋

“我的女朋友曾经在睡眠中大喊大叫，‘不，不，你笨拙的女同性恋。’我是个家伙，仍然嘲笑她。”-u/terrytheoctopuss

15. Donkey Kick

“我的妻子喃喃地说很多，突然大喊，‘驴踢！’当她把我踢在我的胫骨里时，这很有趣。”-U/Mike-Ro-Pannis

16.便便鞋

“我用鞋子在走廊的壁橱里大便。我不确定父亲打开壁橱门并找到我的小礼物之前，我不确定了多少时间。”-Nowmaddiesays

17.山核桃派

“He got up, went into the kitchen, and ate one bite of a mini pecan pie – no fork, just a straight bite – then apparently remembered he hates pecan pie and left it stacked neatly on the little box. Another time, he sat up and stared straight ahead at the wall, and didn’t respond to me asking what was wrong. He stood up, walked into the wall, then stood there like he was contemplating the barrier. He just backed up exactly as he came, sat down, and swung back into bed as if nothing happened. That was creepy.” –u/金属___芭比娃娃

18.三明治爱好者

“当我睡觉时，我通常会做同样的事情，做一个非常好的三明治，然后将其放在地板上，然后回到床上。但是这是我过去几年中最奇怪的。

• 将床头板拧到墙上，将其撕下，并严重伤害了我的手腕。
• 把所有家具都放在床上，因为我确信房间正在洪水泛滥，睡在镜子上。
• Thought there was a rotting, decayed corpse laying in bed beside me, so I screamed at it for a while telling it to leave.” –u/Yaxax

19.妖精

“My boyfriend had his tonsils removed awhile back, so he was on some pain-reducing drugs that kept him sedated and, in his words, made him ‘a fucking dumbass.’ He had a conversation in his sleep with me about how I shouldn’t trust leprechauns because they conned him out of gold coins by giving him foil-wrapped chocolate coins instead. Also, he said not to trust Irish people, because they were honorary leprechauns.” –u/terterobang

20.失手

“他开始大喊他无法感觉到自己的左臂。我指出他是在捏枕头，而不是胳膊。然后，他吓坏了他失去了手臂。我指出他的手臂在他的枕头下。他说还好，开始打呼。我花了一个小时才回到睡眠状态。他一点都没有醒来。”-u/roc and-soxs